I don't cheap main

Just sayin'.


I never shared this, did I? This is the transcript generated by the speech-to-text function on a friend's "smart" phone last year. 


Hey ___, It's ______. Ha me if you get this. I just tried calling your dad any pick up in bonanza. I went to paste it by T. I was just up here in this month and got some things for the 3rd for your mom. I don't cheap main. I. E. N. E. But reading getting a cake. I just want got. I got a few things that the people at the If you'd like you said your mom like service you. I think that there would be great. Should be event. But anyway, if you could send it to your dad. I'm driving so that's not safe. If you get this and let him know that I picked up from the 30 things that some things we can stick a candle and if they were if you guys want to.


I.E.N.E. = anyway ... (Anyone ever seen the movie Nell? With Jody Foster and Liam Neeson?)